Right, now we're away from the YA eyes, 10 points for the best abuse.
2006-08-04 01:35:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
You look like a twelve year old American boy wearing his mum's sunglasses and his dad's helmet. At a gay parade. Although I'm guessing dad's helmet is lurking menacingly just out of shot. Please daddy, not again......yes, I know I've got to keep it a secret....
2006-08-04 02:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 8⤊ 1⤋
You look like the guy who should have been the last member of the Village People, but who got chucked out of the group for watching hetero porn. He now does color commentary for Gay Pride parades & figure skating events all around the US, but his heart's not in it. He really wants to head down to Texas & become a rodeo clown. He'll never follow thru though, because even though he love cowboys, he's desperately afraid of horses.
You look kind of like that guy. But don't change the avatar. We enjoy our little fireman fantasies.
2006-08-04 02:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar reminds me of Nick Cage playing a fireman in a movie, like the one that just came out. I think it's a revision of the Wizard of Oz, with Bush as the Scarecrow, and Dick Cheney as the Wiz.
2006-08-04 13:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by no one here 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The happy picture in Tony Blair's mind as he wishes he'd been a heroic firefighter instead of hated PM. "Everybody loves fire-men, and I REALLY suit the hat. Why didn't I listen to my careers advisor? Damn."
2006-08-04 01:59:47 · answer #4 · answered by A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must get lots of chicks with those purple glasses and cheeky grin. Women love a guy who can only see one colour and smile like Hannibal Lector in a meat factory.
OK mine is s*** compared to grin's and ohiokates but at least I f****** tried.
I'm off to cry now.
2006-08-04 03:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by Skull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I studied at the School of Wit and Repartee for four long years for this moment, so here goes: you're a specky four-eyes ****
2006-08-04 03:33:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look like a geek with a mucky face. Your specs are NHS milk bottle bottoms, and your helmet doesn't fit your head. Your grin is fake, too. There you go!
2006-08-04 01:43:14 · answer #7 · answered by R.I.P. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur powerful fireman hosesquirt has created a pretty rainbow behind u. did u see it or is there some reason u cant turn around? sorry u probly got pressure hose stuck between ur legs trying to put out ur fire.
2006-08-04 01:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by enord 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gilligan (from Gilligan's Island) on some happy drug with an identity crisis going on! LOL
2006-08-04 01:54:13 · answer #9 · answered by tramps3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make you're own, talentless stupid fire-excuse-for-a-man!
(mental note: must not forget avatar is not the same as person)
2006-08-04 02:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by Not Your Friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋