Is automation the answer?

Question

In the course of any given day, I have to deal with a number of customers. To maintain a high level of profit I have to be, shall we say, forceful. Home Depot has a machine they call the Automated Rectal Intruder 2000. It is a bit pricey, but I think I can justify the cost through amortization. Do you think the lack of personal contact is obviated by the increased volume?

Answer 1

Get with the modern times Dave. The Rectal Intruder 2000 is a outdated model. The new Rainbow Assgasm 5150 is a lot better model and if you lose power it can run off of E85. Where have you been in a cave somewhere. If you are going to discuss these things, you should at least know what you are talking about.

Answer 2

It really depends on the customer. From a business standpoint...the point is to make money, increased volume = increased profit. Many customers would prefer human contact. I personally do. Have you ever gone to wal-mart to get an oil change? You drive up and the first person you encounter is some moron kid with a palm pilot who I haven't figured out what their job is yet. Anyways He is walking around asking all the people in line several times what they want, etc. I told the kid 4 times one day I wanted an oil change. It took over an hour and a half, where walmart is trying to be super efficient and automated. It was no better. The same thing happened with tires. I ended up going to a local shop after trying to no avail to get them changed at walmart, and it took less than 30 minutes start to finish, I talked to the owner himself and got a good deal. I guess that goes to show that automated systems don't necessarily mean increased volume. I guess I am also trying to say I want the rectal intrusion...with a reach around...heh heh

Answer 3

The Automated Rectal Intruder 2000 is a revolution in customer management, allowing the user to service more customers, faster, harder, and deeper than ever before!

Answer 4

Absolutely

Answer 5

yes

Answer 6

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