I have been waiting for 55 years and it's still there.
2006-08-04 00:27:10 · 23 answers · asked by dumbass heffa 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Yes my friend after 55 years I am sure that it will always be there for you to catch a breeze in.
2006-08-04 00:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
STOP what you are doing immediately and seek medical attention. You have a cracked butt or in medical terms - buttholeitis syndrome, it is the most rapidly spreading disease of the human race! It can dispell a deadly gas that will make people run for cover. This deadly plague is most often contracted at birth, it is hereditary. If both parents have a cracked butt, the odds are nearly 100 percent that the child will be born with a cracked butt. If only one parent has a cracked butt, I'm not sure what you might get. God speed my friend, be brave and know that you do not face this crisis alone.
2006-08-04 00:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by aaron g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you put crack up your butt? Cops afta ya? Shoulda ditched it and gone back later, jus hope the balloon don't pop!
2006-08-04 00:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends if the crack runs vertical or horizontal
2006-08-04 00:32:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes more than a lifetime to heal something that huge !!
2006-08-04 00:32:34 · answer #5 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the quality of the spak filla!
2006-08-04 00:30:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look in the mirror, turn around, look over your shoulder and check out the back of your legs....see how they go all the way up and make an a.s.s. of themselves?
2006-08-04 00:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had that same problem. Does it ooze some very smelly brown stuff? Crazy glue helped mine.
2006-08-04 00:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by EvilFairies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno.. if it's been there for so long, have you considered maybe going to the hospital and perhaps getting it stitched? Open wounds could lead to infection, y'know.
Thanks for the laughs.. good way to start a Friday before the weekend. lol
2006-08-04 00:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by DJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would talk to your doctor about that. I heard that crack kills!
2006-08-04 00:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋