Chinese language on a scale of 1-5?

Question

Dont get me wrong I love chinese food like the next person
Rate this on how funny and clever it is.

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That's not right..................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.....Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.......................Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man........................Dum ***

5) Small Horse.......................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach...........Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table.........Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift......Chin Tu Fat

9) It's Very dark in here............Wai So Dim

10) I Thought you were on a diet.....Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone..........No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled
for next week....................Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight.............Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ....Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive......Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great............................Fa Kin Su Pah

Answer 1

=)) lmao,5stars,100%funny,over the hedge,absolutely hilarious:))))

Answer 2

2

Answer 3

5

Answer 4

4

Answer 5

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Answer 6

on funny scale its 5 .......also it is not so Kin Su Pah

lol

Answer 7

This is absolutely hilarious. Sooooooooo absurd!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!


BTW, I speak PERFECT Chinese.

Answer 8

Yeah, its really funny. I don't understand but i still laugh !!

Answer 9

yu fah ni, Chin. 5.

Answer 10

very good

must better than my chinese!!

ha ha