Where can I find a replacement Orangutan flyer for a trapeze troupe. We've got a matinee at four?

Question

Madame Zelda's gorged herself on mango and banana again and she's in no fit state to perform. It's the school holidays and we're expecting a full house. Coco the Clown won't fill in again as he's still wearing the neck brace. Please help!!!

The very same trace. I changed my mind.
There's so much to live for!

Answer 1

There's a group of unemployed Orangutan flyers sat round the fountain in town, knocking back the QC and Buckfast and shouting abuse at passers-by. The only question you've got to ask is "Is a drunk, and querulous, Orangutan flyer better than no Orangutan flyer at all?"

Answer 2

you could try yellow pages, the problem is that they cant spell orangutan properly so they have put orangutan flyer's for a trapeze troupes on page 1295, it is under tax advisers (inland revenue) if you phone it may be answered by one of the clowns, (they play tricks when you phone and may pretend to not know what you are talking about) but be persistent. hope this has been helpful

Answer 3

just go to "orangutan flyers r us" they have a fine selection.
they also stock orangutan lion tamers.
good luck with the matinee

Answer 4

Knowsley Safari Park, just bundle one into the boot.

Answer 5

hang on a minute..ar'nt you the same silent running who's supposed to be commiting suicide to s club?

Answer 6

Isn't there a way to vote for "best question"?
This one should get 20 points!!!
;-)))

Answer 7

Are you kidding? Animals aren't allowed in circus' any more are they.

Answer 8

ask your mother

Answer 9

in ur bedroom

Answer 10

Why not do it yourself ....