how much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker would chuck wood?

Answer 1

If a wood chucker would chuck would he would chuck all the wood that he could.

Answer 2

according to studies performed in Bremen by Dr Fleichter of Bremen University, were a woodchuck to have the flexibility to actually chuck wood (this data was extrapolated from the woodchucks ability to move wood in a fashion more like pushing than actual chucking, using genetic algorithms to discern the bodily movement/muscle use ratio needed to chuck wood), the average woodchuck would be able to chuck approximately 85 pounds of oak, or 103.6 pounds of beech, per hour.

The results of this study did include the caveat that the average woodchuck would either tire before the hour was up or decide to eat its own tail after approx. 45 minutes.

The overall decision made by Dr Fleichter was that, given the correct stimuli and motivation a woodchuck could chuck roughly 6 tons of wood in a year, and eliminate global carbon costs by up to 52.3% if used in place of traditional "heavy-chuckers", the machinery used to chuck wood when logging.

Answer 3

He chuck all the wood that woodchucker could chuch if a woodchucker could chuck wood

Answer 4

Ask the grass hopper with the wooden leg kicking the seeds out of a watermelon

Answer 5

42.

Answer 6

It depends on how many shells she sells on the sea shore. :-)

Ouma en Oupa sit op die stoep
Oupa gee n harde poep
Ouma se "Wat verkeer?"
Oupa se "Maagie seer"

E-mail me back if you want to know what this means in English

Answer 7

i haven't heard/seen this question in a long time..
you brought back nice memories :))

Answer 8

3.7 pounds