She said she was going to buy cigarettes. I found a stash of porn videos in her closet, while scrounging for food. I'm so hungry. She didn't leave me any dinner. I'm 31, and I'm all alone and scared. But I'm feeling a little randy. Should I watch the porno's until she returns. I also found some saltine crackers. What goes good with saltine crackers?
2006-08-03 20:26:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
i'll be right over. i'll bring a pizza. we watch porn and eat pizza together till mommy gets home.
2006-08-03 20:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah watch the porno tapes....if u don't watch them now....when are u gonna ????
abt the food.......well...maybe u could wash a few dishes in the nearest motel and that way they'll give u a meal .........
saltine crackers and porn go together btw.
P.S: u also need to squeez in an appointment with a shrink .....coz u need help ...Big Time!
2006-08-03 20:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by dxb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look for some cheese to go with the crackers, call the police to report a mising mom, meanwhile watch the porn, happy phoning
2006-08-03 20:33:07 · answer #3 · answered by dereckdsouza 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you 31 and yo mommy left and you ain't got nothing to eat you need to starve and she should have left yo old azz at home if i were her i wouldn't come back.
2006-08-03 20:39:45 · answer #4 · answered by connie g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're 31. Mommy left you all alone, and you found her porn stash. *Sniffs the air*,,,I smell BS,,,,comeing from your direction....
2006-08-03 20:29:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this is a joke than its not funny. if it isn't a joke then u need 2 try 2 get in contact with some1. call the police and let them kno ur mom is missing.
2006-08-03 20:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by Hopeicouldhelp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! It's the end of the world! Call 911.
2006-08-03 20:34:14 · answer #7 · answered by jeffy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should call your cousin Bubba and tell him to bring over a keg, a couple sheep, and a gerbil.
Have fun.
2006-08-03 20:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude u aint funny get better material.
2006-08-03 20:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mother maybe going out with somebody else! if you like you can!
2006-08-03 20:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by kenneth g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋