2006-08-03 20:21:37 · 8 answers · asked by Bullwinkle Moose 6 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
Mine is "In case of fire pay bill then run"
2006-08-04 00:27:34 · update #1
you love chinese food.
my all time favorite (not) ...
2006-08-03 21:32:49 · answer #1 · answered by tanmei 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
"Your gonna die in 3 minutes."
at least thats what I thought it said. so I walked off and did everything I needed to do to make my life complete. I pushed Brad over, I got engaged to a complete stranger, and I shot a guy in the face. I was ready to die. But then Brad picked up the piece of paper and heres how it went;
BRAD:This doesn't say anything about you dying.
ME:It doesn't?
BRAD:No, it says; "remember yesterday, but live for today."
ME:Oh.....I guess I read it wrong.
BRAD:Yeah, I can totally understand that. There really close to eachother, and anyone could have made that mistake.
ME:Oh well. Sorry for pushing you over.
BRAD:It's OK. So what should we do now?
ME:Lets play with this magic 8 ball.
we both laughed for a minute.
ME:(to the 8 ball.) When am I gonna die?
2006-08-03 20:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by Cole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The British are coming! The British are coming!
2006-08-03 21:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ahab 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucious say: Man who uses airplane bathroom, high on pot.
2006-08-03 21:43:30 · answer #4 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
confucious say: man who lay girl on grass get piece on earth
2006-08-04 01:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Rob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who drop wristwatch in toilet have crappy time.
Seven nights on honeymoon make one hole weak.
2006-08-03 20:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Astro Gurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from creep a s s clowns!
2006-08-03 20:26:05 · answer #7 · answered by inezm_flores 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
there is only one that can rekindle that light!
2006-08-03 21:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by monaUK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋