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What ever I find around the house like: Soda bottles, soda cans, canned vegetables, potatoes, bananas, shower heads, pillows, nail design objects my hand and of course regular masturbation tools, plus many more items too many to list. Want more? Ask. Is something wrong? Help me out! Please!

2006-08-03 20:20:36 · 16 answers · asked by bdjones_78 3 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

Also door knobs too which feel really good. Any advice?

2006-08-03 20:22:09 · update #1

16 answers

I really don't seen anything wrong with this. Bottom line is...your horny as hell. Don't supress it, it'll drown you. Get it out of your system as best you can...and if you can't, for Gods' sake msg me! lmfao.

I've got several female friends in your position, (for lack of a better phrase). You should see some of the things they use.

Keep me posted and txs for waking me up in an entirely unexpected way!

2006-08-03 20:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Weird Masturbation Objects

2017-01-15 04:52:07 · answer #2 · answered by anica 4 · 0 0

Wow, how the heck do you reach a door knob? And how the heck do you fit a soda can up there?

Oh, by the way, yes, it's a little strange, but I wouldn't say there's something wrong. I used to masterbate, too, but I used products bought from adult stores. I would say that you're obviously not feeling sexually satisfied right now, but I wouldn't suggest just going out and finding some man just for that. That could be dangerous in more ways than one.

If it makes you feel good, just keep doing what you're doing, but make sure the products are clean. I used to use my curling iron, but I got an infection from the hair spray that was caked on it!

2006-08-03 20:43:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Of course it is not strange.

Advice?

1) Make sure the stuff is clean, infections are no fun. If it is less than clean and you gotta do it, you might want to cover it with a condom.

2) You might want to try: mango/papaya slices as a girlfriend once told me they were great.

3) Have fun!

2006-08-03 20:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by diamondspider 3 · 5 0

Lol its well-known. each and every person has multiple issues that arouse them with the aid of fact no man or woman is the comparable. Me i'm so hooked on *** yet i hate penis. Sexuality is all approximately all which will provide you satisfaction. sure, she is well-known.

2016-10-01 11:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your bugged . I would say there is something wrong with you but I all female go through a stage in life when the just want to have sex right then and there. But, make sure whatever you choose to use a condom and clean it. Oh also get a man, its nothing like the real thing. (Now you going to have all type of CRAZY dude, trying to find you, something is best kept at home)

2006-08-03 20:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by JO`NAE 3 · 1 5

You need a sex addicted man to enjoy yourself because you ain't getting the job done correctly if you need some many objects.

2006-08-04 04:14:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 2 2

The answer to your problem GET A MAN. He can take care of any of your needs. Most men like to have sex all the time, then you will not need the other things.

2006-08-03 20:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

no f-ing way, Are you serious? Ithink this is awesome, the only problem is that i'm not there

2006-08-03 20:32:00 · answer #9 · answered by jared m 1 · 4 1

Sounds to me like you need to find someone that can please you bettergs cuz some of the things you listed is just weird not trying to be mean!

2006-08-03 20:26:33 · answer #10 · answered by blazin_cripz_2006_0wner.sheena 3 · 1 5

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