When you meet an old friend , what do you talk about?

Answer 1

Yourself.
Your friend.
Old stuff, and, oh yeah, how's this kids?
Still gettin' any?
Of course there's always politics and religion, but I'd stick to the weather.
Who got the kids?
How about them Cowboys, huh?
What does your doctor scare you with?
Retirement dreams, or lack thereof. (Depends how old you and your friend are.)
You still drink that crap?
Where's the bathroom?
Who's sheep costume was that in the bathroom?
Where can we get one?
Remember when (fill in the blank)?
Family.
Global warming.
Movies.
Whatever, eh?

Answer 2

If you're a good listener and your friend likes to talk, just let them do the majority of the talking.

If like to talk and your friend is a good listener, then do the majority of the talking yourself.

If you're both talkers or you're both listeners or you are unsure, then begin by asking generalized questions like, "What have you been up to?" Then, try to pick out something from your friend's answers that you still have in common and can continue talking about. If nothing like that ever gets mentioned, then just give up the struggle and end the conversation.

Answer 3

If its a girl sex. If its a guy how much sex I have had since the last time we saw each other.

Answer 4

The good ol' days.

Answer 5

sexcapades

Answer 6

cell phones!!