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....and she hasn't returned. She is not answering her cell phone. I did not get any dinner. I am 31 years old. I'm scared. What should I do?

2006-08-03 20:17:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

25 answers

your a ****** loser. mommy can handle her poor lil self. now go back to your porn little boy

2006-08-03 20:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Does the cell phone just keep ringing? yes, something very wrong. What type of "smokes"? illegal, she might be doing something in an alley that is very wrong. Does she do this often? If so the police won't search hard for her. Call 911 and get help from friends and family to search the area for her while having somebody at the house to wait for any calls. Then call the police and say you have a missing person.

2006-08-04 03:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by Legal Eagle 6 · 0 0

Okay, I assume this is a joke, but you might be some crazy person and actually scared... call the police. I don't think they can start searching for a missing person when they've been gone less than 24 hours, but you can make a report. Meanwhile, get your own dinner. Can you open a can?

2006-08-04 03:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are really retarded or disabled call and ask one of the neighbors to help you cook something. If you are too disabled to get to a neighbor call 911. I assume you are able to use the phone because you mentioned your mom not answering her cell phone. Another use for the telephone is to call for pizza delivery. When your mom gets back tell her to quit smoking and to teach you to cook.

2006-08-04 03:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lleh 6 · 0 0

call 9 11

2006-08-04 03:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by game boy 3 · 0 0

Go hide in your closet with you computer and see if there are any more bored freaks like you out there ;) Eat your own arm if you have to!! Mommy's out trying to earn the $5 for the ciggarettes.

2006-08-04 03:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by UlickNme 2 · 0 0

If you're worried about your Mom, go and call 911. If you're worried of not getting dinner at your age. Get a wife now at webdate_dot_com to cook dinner for you.

2006-08-04 03:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by edz1624 2 · 0 0

Wait till she gets home...shoot her...put her in the freezer (after butchering of course)...that should give you plenty of meat for awhile. Go to the store and buy vegetables and beer and invite some friends over for dinner. That will teach that b**ch for leaving her baby all alone.

2006-08-04 03:28:35 · answer #8 · answered by Perry L 5 · 0 0

She will come back when Cigrates are Finished until then you go N buy some food 4 u.

2006-08-04 03:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Beware_I'm_Here 3 · 0 0

Cut the umbilical cord, grow up and cook your own damn dinner. Seriously, you should find something better to do with your time!

2006-08-04 03:22:49 · answer #10 · answered by swtz69drmz 5 · 0 0

If you are mentally handicapped call 911 and tell them. If not grow up and make yourself dinner.

2006-08-04 03:20:52 · answer #11 · answered by chitchenitza 3 · 0 0

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