There was this funny snipit that we used to say all of the time in highschool, but I can't remember who originally said the quote:
Woman: If you were my husband I'd poisen your tea.
Man: If you were my wife I'd drink it!
2006-08-03 20:05:20 · 4 answers · asked by lizzey_in_pink 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
Winston Churchill quotes
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”
2006-08-03 20:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It was a converstion between Winston Chruchill and Lady Astor
2006-08-04 03:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by bambi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one attributed to Churchill as well. That dude must have been one party animal; he's given credit for all sorts of cocktail-party witticisms. I've always liked this one:
Woman: Sir, you're DRUNK!
Winston: Madame, you're UGLY...and in the morning, I shall be sober.
2006-08-04 11:57:46 · answer #3 · answered by shkspr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think i will go with the 2 answers
2006-08-04 04:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by NECROSIS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋