We all know - No Glove No Love - What can you think of... I have a few in mind.
2006-08-03 18:31:37 · 24 answers · asked by Answer Me This 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
You could get a germ if you don't cover your worm.
If you go into heat, package your meat
If you really love her, wear a cover.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
2006-08-03 19:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Janne 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah this isn't funny, if you can't be straight forward and tell a guy to wear a condom then you aren't mature enough to have sex. this is no laughing or joking matter. You won't think it's so funny when you have a disease and he doesn't care. Bring your own protection with you. All girls should have condoms. Just in case you throw your morals out the window, at least be safe.
2006-08-04 02:07:04 · answer #2 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please---there is nothing wrong with a little humor when it comes to the uncomfortable issue of talking about condoms. I still can't help but laugh when the subject comes up--even though it is important. I can't help it.
That being said, a friend of mine used to say--slap it on, or we don't get it on. Similar to No Glove, No Love but I thought her version was funnier. Guys always thought it was anyway. :)
2006-08-04 01:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by sidnee_marie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you're right to use humor. It IS a serious question, but humor sort of helps things along. Imagine if you didn't have a sense of humor...don't you think that a humorless approach might be a mood-killer?
Maybe you could say something like "I'm out of paper bags, do you mind plastic for your groceries?" while you hold up a condom.
Good luck.
2006-08-04 01:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Hello Che 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your gonna scuba you need a wet suit
hey how about a parachute for your sky diver
No laytex no lay Rex
no spirt w/o putting that thing in a shirt
no honey without protection dummy
I can't believe how many people have no sense of humor about it..man lighten up..if you cant have fun in bed whats the sense
2006-08-04 02:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by vincenzo445 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrap it up or pack it up
no protection no erection
Experiment with which partner puts the condom on. Try to incorporate the activity into your sexual ‘routine’. Be creative with the before and after, and always make it fun!
2006-08-04 01:39:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why humorous?Look him in the eye and tell him.It is for you own protection.If he doesn't like it,too bad.Don't be so cheap and easy.Don't be afraid of hurting someones feelings if your health and life is at risk.Have a pride.
2006-08-04 01:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by avavu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn out the lights and hand him a glow in the dark condom.
2006-08-04 01:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a serious thing to talk about and there shouldn't be any humor involved
2006-08-04 01:34:53 · answer #9 · answered by nastaany1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No glove,No love
2006-08-04 01:36:43 · answer #10 · answered by foxxynatasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋