im serious no lame s-h-i-t
2006-08-03 18:22:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
u ppl arent funny out of the 1st 3 ppl that answered the 2nd was funniest and i didnt even laugh......this is considered lame
2006-08-03 18:29:21 · update #1
lol sky u want me 2 make u win cuz ur my best friend.........kk
2006-08-03 18:29:59 · update #2
hey sky change ur answer cuz so far the piss one is winning....
2006-08-03 18:33:30 · update #3
hey sky change ur answer cuz so far the piss one is winning....
2006-08-03 18:33:58 · update #4
lol sky
lol bri bri
2006-08-03 18:43:17 · update #5
lol to lilangelfire81 !!!!!!!!! i just told my friends that and they loved it
2006-08-03 19:05:15 · update #6
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”
2006-08-03 18:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by littleangelfire81 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poogley Oogley Doogley
2006-08-03 18:40:09 · answer #2 · answered by klunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This actually happened tonight. My 2 1/2 year old son and I visited my grandmother for the day. She is in her 70's and I was making dinner and went into the living room and my son went into the kitchen and she asked my 16 year old nephew what my son was doing in the kitchen since he had a better view. I got up and walked into the kitchen and she said "I just don't want him to touch the pot"...just sounded funny coming from a woman in her 70's. Of course I had to say "You have pot in the kitchen?".
2006-08-03 18:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by chrissy757 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bet babe. Slide a piece of the porter, drink side run the java."
Haha from Airplane! The [1980] movie.
2006-08-03 18:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, freeze my piss...if the royal finger isn't beckoning me. How exciting!
~Gotta love Johnny Depp!
2006-08-03 18:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my botty is burnin nah mon help me get da fire off mi box-side. EESH EESH. Reah in patwah (Jamaician)
2006-08-03 18:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok fine, here's one. Knock, knock.
2006-08-03 18:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Don Dons! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
***** my duck eat my sheep call me becky and ill make u sexy
2006-08-03 18:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by hot baby gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whatever
2006-08-03 18:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by loveme2leaveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK OK OK well try this one............................ SHAMA LALA DING DONG
2006-08-03 18:26:59 · answer #10 · answered by fadedbluelights 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋