And i got her a new scrub brush for Valentine's Day. Perfume & jewelry were too expensive.
2006-08-03 16:44:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
(This is just a joke, so chill out, girls)
2006-08-03 17:05:47 · update #1
that is funny
2006-08-03 16:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by ksneon66 2 · 7⤊ 7⤋
Gee. I wonder.... Apparently you were speaking the wrong "language"....
Little hint for the next time you have a romantic relationship with a woman... Read this book- "The 5 Love Languages"
(Perfume and jewelry were more expensive than a divorce??!?... crazy...)
2006-08-03 16:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're one among those cad, fancy procuring your spouse new cleanng components , yet devoid of the detergent that she needs to do the cleansing, i wager she is so bored stiff over this no ask your self she is indignant. to make amends you ought to flow immidiately to the shop and purchase the flash or mr muscle , this act of kindness will make sure that she is able to do a suited interest, and she or he could even positioned a grin on your face later. flow on guy run...
2016-10-01 11:07:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that tops my chainsaw for christmas one year AND the shotgun I got for my birthday! Aint love grand? I'm thinking of buying him some new bras for his birthday...I could really use them!
2006-08-03 16:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have booted you out after the first birthday...your lucky you lasted that long....I don't think you will ever marry again....here is an idea date a JANITOR!!!
2006-08-03 16:50:55 · answer #5 · answered by maggie269 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet she has a few ideas of what you can do with that mop too. You are too funny.
2006-08-03 16:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL now that is funny. I personally would have rather had a piece of paper that said, "Happy Birthday"
I"m surprised she didn't just 'clean' you out . lol
2006-08-03 16:51:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously kept making a mess and her gift wore out.
2006-08-03 16:48:32 · answer #8 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope she bought u a penis enlarger b/c apparently u aint proving you are a man
2006-08-03 16:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by melty56 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of man are you, this was your wife she was suppose to have all the sweet and wonderful things not cleaning things you just to CHEAP
2006-08-03 16:50:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You signed the wrong name on the card????
2006-08-03 16:47:41 · answer #11 · answered by thrill88 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋