What is your favorite T-Shirt Saying?

Question

My current favorite is "Let me drop everything and work on your problem." My classic favorite is "I see stupid people."

Answer 1

The voices aren't real.But they have some good ideas.

Answer 2

I'd Hit That (picture of a pinata)

or

Your Retarded (grammar error)

or

B O R I N G (instead of NASCAR)

or

GREECE (under the British flag)

or

Jesus hates the Yankees

or

New Mexico - Cleaner than regular Mexico

or

Practice Safe Lunch - Use a Condiment!

or

Volunteering: It doesn't pay.

or

SEX: Do it for the kids.

or

Racquetball: Where blue balls are fun!

or

Rainbows are GAY!

I love t-shirts

Answer 3

Disguised as a responsible adult

who needs big **** with an *** like this

your girlfriend thinks I am hot

notice me your boyfriend just did

front - what did u learn in school today back - blank

I am multitalented I can talk and piss you off at the same time

and my all time fav work shirt

Caution does not play well with others

Answer 4

I saw this guy wearing a pink T-shirt once and the saying on the shirt said:

I wouldn't laugh if I were you. This is your girlfriend's shirt.

Other personal favorites---

Vegetarian--Indian word for bad hunter.

The village called--they are looking for their missing idiot.

Kid t-shirt.---- Too Cool for a Purple Dinosaur.-with a picture of Barney on it with the red circle and the slash.

Answer 5

I have many T-Shirts that I wear that has this sayings...

Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Crowded elevator smell differently to a midget.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

Do step ladders have real parents?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense???

Answer 6

I like

"B#tch better have my money"
and
"I survived the Jim Jones Super Happy Fun Camp and all I got was this kool-aid stained t-shirt"

Answer 7

dont f*ck with the unmedicated person
or
i dont get paid enough to be nice to you
or
shut your piehole-with a monkey pointing at you
or
i need a few more drinks cause you still look ugly
or
on the back it says:if you can read this the ***** fell off
or
im in shape----round is a shape

Answer 8

I really like the candy kind of shirts. Like the Hershey one. Or Dr. Pepper. I LOVE Dr. Pepper.

Answer 9

My favorite is the one that says
Even My Shrink Says It's All Your F***ing Fault!!!

Answer 10

Slackers unite! .... Tomorrow.

or Dyslexics of the world Untie!

Answer 11

F*ck Michigan!!