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to do. we all love a good loud, fart. and you know we have a pile of fart lovers out there!

2006-08-04 17:00:33 · answer #1 · answered by CherryRed 3 · 0 0

On the elevator right before you get off is the best time! Whats bad is when you have a baby and they fart and everyone looks at you, you try and explain but they just look at you like "how could you blame the poor baby". You know the baby is laugh her *** off!

2006-08-03 22:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by sixfoot8bkr 3 · 0 0

better out than in I say

LOL just do it in the proper fashion there should be classes to teach manners just in this area we all do it lets show some respect people

I don't expell pooh gas in your face don't do it in mine

wait 20 seconds for the elevator door to open and go out into the hall

who wants to pay for their groceries when the checkout lines smell like rotting food no thank you

There are rules you know

2006-08-03 22:47:16 · answer #3 · answered by jennbabe 2 · 0 0

it is ok as long as you are polite about it and step out of the way of people around you . some people are very offended by the smell and if you have gas and its been in there awhile some people can actually get sick. try eating lots of yogert or buy some beeno and than you wont have to worry

2006-08-03 22:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by petloverlady 3 · 0 0

Well, depends on what company you're in. Family? Usually okay. Friends? No problem. Your boss? Only if he doesn't know it was you. On a first date? Never. After six months dating? Let it go!

2006-08-03 22:41:37 · answer #5 · answered by tiko 4 · 0 0

TO DO!!!! sheet rippers, machine gunners, the clappers, and the best of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SILENT BUT DEADLY (you know the sort that makes everyone else in the room turn green and even the dog is horribly disgusted).

2006-08-03 22:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by vanessa w 5 · 0 0

Tis better to bear the shame than to bear the pain!
BLAATTT! I feel better now!
Hey put a balloon there and inflate it
Lets hear it for beans and broccoli

FOL FOL LOL

2006-08-03 22:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by Binky 5 · 0 0

That's not much of a question..... try not farting for a couple of days and see how you feel... but stay away from open flames.

2006-08-03 22:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by eggman 7 · 0 0

I can turn mine into a burp.


Smells funny but sounds better.

2006-08-03 22:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

As my Grandma used to say..."there's more room out than there is in!"

2006-08-03 23:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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