physical and chemical properties of the new element governmentium?

Answer 1

One presitron, 100 senatrons, 435 congestrons, and the whole thing is surrounded by a endless cloud of lobbytrons. It has a high specific gravity which makes it suck real bad. There is no foreseeable application or use for governmentium and is considered totally worthless.

Answer 2

It has an extremely short half life, and is therefore unstable. It glows brightly, but gives little heat. It has an odd semi-crystaline structure that gives it great compressive strength in some planes, and putty like malleability in others. It is extremely energy intensive to refine. It can have an eerie lustre that seems attractive from a distance, but pales upon closer inspection. It sublimes, and therefore has a distinct odor. It's electron structure allows rapid valence-shifting, changing its grandest properties with little or no notice. It is the only element with both electronegative and electropositve states, and manifests imaginary solutions of it's Schroedinger configuration, leading to many other imaginary solutions. This caused the term "Eigendysfuction" to be coined. It is only pure under immense pressure and intense light. It is 10^45 times more expensive than platinum. People will pay that price, amazingly,
although it's common utility has not been properly established.

Answer 3

major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

Answer 4

This is strictly not a chemistry question, there is no such element, the term of governmentium is invented as part of a joke - it is an attempt at humor. If you like to read more about the "element" see link below:

Answer 5

I never understood the allure of being a politician.

It certainly isn't the money.

Perhaps some people feel the rest of us are too stupid to be left in charge of our own lives. Maybe that's what drives them to be Senators.

Answer 6

it naturally occurs in the gaseous state
has a boiling point of 98.6 degrees
has a 700 (club) electron affinity
has a low ionization energy