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Sorry to say, the stupidest thing I ever saw was something I did.

I came home from shopping and dropped a few things off in the bathroom on the way to the kitchen. I set some stuff on the back of the toilet. Later, when I went to take a leak, I noticed the hot water was dripping in the sink next to the toilet, so I reached over and turned it off while I was peeing. As I brought my hand back from the sink, I accidently knocked the brand new toothpaste into the toilet where I was peeing. It took a few seconds to sink in what had happened (I was really stoned at the time), but I decided to just keep on peeing, since the damage had already been done. (It was kind of wierd looking down into the toilet with a brand new box of toothpaste while I was peeing). When I was done, I flushed, then took the box out of the toilet, took the tube of toothpaste out, rinsed it off (real well), then stuck it on the sink to use.

(I do not use drugs any more)

2006-08-03 15:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by cdb 3 · 0 1

This happened 2 days ago... A woman was driving the wrong direction in my lane... so as I was approaching a stop light she was coming straight towards me... a dumb smile on her face as if she was oblivious to the fact that she was being a stupid motorist. It is funny to look back on but at the time it was a bit irritating... and I had to ask myself... where are the cops when they are needed...
hehehehehehehe

2006-08-03 22:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by Whatev' Yo' 5 · 0 0

A guy drilling a hole in a piece of metal for better than 5 minutes before he realized the drill was in reverse

2006-08-03 22:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by da_hammerhead 6 · 0 0

The old lady across the street sweeping the dirt! Then using scissors to cut the lawn.

2006-08-03 22:33:38 · answer #4 · answered by calgal 5 · 0 0

Stealing out of a store while the manager was behind them looking

2006-08-03 22:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by nanajm05 3 · 0 0

In high school, I walked by the boys locker room and heard one of the guys yell, "Dude! You just put on my underwear! That's my locker!"

2006-08-03 22:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by thewomanbehindtheman 2 · 0 0

witness BOYZ changing clothes.(just by chance,not on purpose)

2006-08-03 22:32:44 · answer #7 · answered by New mem 3 · 0 0

Smoke while pumping gas

2006-08-03 22:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0 0

i had this friend who sent me over $5000 dollars and only seen me once and we never done anything together and live in different states

2006-08-03 22:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by beebe 2 · 0 0

someone trying to break a beer bottle over their head

2006-08-03 22:35:27 · answer #10 · answered by kip 2 · 0 0

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