What can we do to stop Global Cooling??

Question

South Africa got snow on Wednesday. Weather scientists are now downplaying another rough hurricane season with the dying of Hurricane Chris! What's going on folks? Are we going to freeze to death?

Answer 1

Those global warming people don't know what they are talking about. Both warming and freezing times have been going on since the earth has been here. It was much hotter during the time of the dinosaurs and had less ice and more water. It was much colder during the ice age. It is all part of a natural cycle and the liberals just want us to believe the sky is falling. Of course meteors are part of the natural cycle too.

Answer 2

If you had any understanding of science you'd know that global warming causes weather patterns to shift. It's an altering of AVERAGE TEMPERATURES. It doesn't mean that every single spot on the earth gets warmer. At the end of the previous ice age in North America, when the glacier that created the Great Lakes here melted, the fresh water that went into the ocean altered the currents so drastically that the warming effects of the Jet Stream on Europe were gone. Thus Europe entered its own ice age.

CO2 in the atmosphere is now twice as high as it has been in 650,000 years, and of the the 21 hottest years on record are all in the last 24 years. If this was a result of natural cycles, we would have a few of the hottest years - we wouldn't be consistently getting hotter (again - average temps).

Percentage of Scientists published in established Science periodicals who don't believe that humans have an effect on the environment = Zero.

Percentage of "Scientists" who don't believe in Global Warming who have had articles published in mainstream publications (newspapers, non-scientific magazines) = 53%.

Now, you tell me. Why is it that the scientists who don't believe it only publishing in standard newspapers? Why aren't they publishing in Scientific journals? It's one of two reasons:
1) Their findings don't pass scientific muster; or
2) They know their findings don't pass muster, but they know - thanks to the funding they've received from their oil and coal industry funders - their only job is to sway the public opinion of those who don't trust science.

Science is not a left-wing conspiracy. And if you could actually read a scientific periodical, maybe you'd understand that.

Then again, you can't read what I'm typing because it has too many syllables, so what can I expect?

Answer 3

The glaciers are melting at such an alarming rate that polar bears may be extinct in the next 35 years. They made the endangered species list for the first time. What about global warming?

Answer 4

bwaa ha ha ha! we administration the climate like a single flea controls a herd of elephants. the appropriate thank you to handle worldwide cooling & the idiotic senseless warmnik's is to maintain your blood alcohol at a extreme point. in simple terms be advantageous to circumvent drinks like beer & clean wines that have an excellent style of co2 bubbles or in accordance to the warmnik's the co2 will reason you to warmth up internally like a mouse in a microwave & you will explode. oops right here comes a warmnik now, possibly if I down a pair greater drinks in the previous he starts off working his mouth i will bypass out & circumvent having to pay yet another attack & battery large. CHEERS !

Answer 5

Al Gore says yes, it is going to happen next Wednesday.

Answer 6

OMG you crack me up. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Of course, some of these answers crack me up, too. I agree with those who said that Al Gore is going to make a movie about it.

Answer 7

LOL Move them to the North east it's HOT HERE lol

Answer 8

I hope we figure it out soon. Wisconsin has been VERY cold the last few Winters. Brrrrr!

(love your avatar!)

Answer 9

Gore has the answer take it to court see if they will give him his way

Answer 10

WOW!!! So true!! Let's get Al gore to do a movie about it!!