If Oprah was a general of an all-female army of rebels in a world devastated by Nuclear warfare, would you join her cause? Basically, the world as we know it is gone. Cities have fallen and there is no electricity. Erratic storms ravish any human settlement that manage to form. People are desperate and hungry. Cannibalism, rape, and murders are rampant among the people. Will you, as a woman, join a spear-wielding, Amazonian Oprah for her cause to protect the women and children? Will you grab crude weapons and charge with Oprah down a thunderous post-Apocalyptic Los Angeles street and erradicate the horrid armies of murderers, thieves, and rapists? Will you echo her war-cries and become instilled with berserking rage when she lets out her Earth shaking howls?
2006-08-03 14:08:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Not a woman, but...
I beg of you, let me bear the armor and shine the boots and carry the standard of the Warrior Empress. I will serve without recompense. I will schedule the man-peds and polish the shields and replenish the essential oils. I will prepared the low-cal, low-carb meals and serve same on earth-friendly dinner wear. I will wax the chariot and humanely care for the animals of burden. I will arrange the interviews and distract the paparazzi. I will organize the novels by author and title, assemble the magazines in color-coordinated binders by month and year. I will, I will, I will. Let me only serve, I beg thee!
2006-08-03 14:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by AK 6 · 9⤊ 3⤋
as a man, i find this bizarre scenario too weird for words.
i'd rather my house were at ground zero of one of the nukes that has hit us---than have to listen to one of Oprah's 'Earth shaking howls', or see her armor-clad and spear-wielding.
Actually, i felt much the same about watching the movie 'Beloved'. Talk about bizarre! After watching 'that' with my wife I wished we'd just been nuked!
2006-08-03 21:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm this is a really scary question. I recommend seeing a psychologist.
Plus....Oprah is a rascist pig
2006-08-03 21:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by souper_nerd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opa wouldnt last five minutes fighting with a spear I think you mean Xena
2006-08-03 21:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I will wait till she does another 'Oprah's Favourite Things' giveaway show.
2006-08-03 21:10:44 · answer #5 · answered by prcoley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um thatz really weird. i love Oprah but thatz a bit far feched. lol to the one who said they'd wait til her favorite things give away.And to the one who said she is racist, In what way??? i would really like to know why you'd say that
2006-08-03 21:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by boomer20girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no because , if you get more than six females together , that is worst than a nucler war itslef.
2006-08-03 21:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew sick.
2006-08-03 21:10:05 · answer #8 · answered by whatchagunnado? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋