Whats the best thing you read on someone's t-shirt?

Question

Here are couple of my fav. that I read some woman wearing...

1. Look, but dont touch..
2. Pure milk available here...
There are many more..... Whats your favorites???

Answer 1

"Nosey little fuc#er, aren't you?" in teeny weeny letters across the chest

Answer 2

I seen a biker on the interstate. The back of his shirt said "If You Can Read This The B**** Fell Off"

Answer 3

Some that I wear :-

"I think therefore I`m single"
"Save water ,drink more beer"
"Make Coldplay history"
"Beauty is in the eye of the Beer-holder"
I have others but most are mildly R-rated LOL

Answer 4

i saw 2 the other day i really liked... 1 how much beer would a woodchuck chug if a woodchuck could chug beer 2 prevent inbreeding, ban country music :P

Answer 5

1.Sofa King Cool
2. Where my hose at? w/ pic of a fireman
3.If it was any easier it be your mom
all sooo funny i own the first!

Answer 6

Uzi Does It.

Does this bike make my asss look fast? (wife's shirt)

Me, the other white meat.

Answer 7

"Somebody should stab you in the eye with a really hot french fry"

~Foamy the Squirrel

Answer 8

1. It's all in my genes

Answer 9

dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
http://www.cafepress.com/lwordfansite/827763?pid=4515345

or
EFF the FCC
(which is only funny if you know who the FCC is and who EFF is)
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/store/efcc?pid=4515345

Answer 10

If you ain't Muslim, you ain't Shiite

that one gets me every time.