Large amounts of illegal substances over a considerable length of time seem to have helped preserve him - much like the ancient Egyptian mummification process. I've come to believe that Keith Richards could shoot heroin directly into his eyeballs and he could still give a fascinating and coherent four hour interview to Barbara Walters or Oprah Winfrey.
2006-08-03 13:52:32
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answered by exnavykds 4
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Well, how old do you think he is? Can you climb a palm tree? When he was young, he got picked on because he was ugly. Now that he's not young anymore, he's too old AND ugly and shouldn't still be alive? What's up with that? Nobody in the Rolling Stones made any pact either.
BTW, Keith is the real ideaman behind "Satisfaction." Is there a problem with that?
2006-08-03 21:20:59
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answered by rachelframecory 4
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Why hasn't Keith Richards kicked the bucket yet? Maybe all the tree climbing he's done has made him strong like Moose.
2006-08-03 20:51:13
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answered by Bubsy 4
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They have to stay in good physical condition - playing r&r is not easy. They have no body fat to take a toll on the old ticker. But even so, Keith 's longevity is a puzzlement. He'd still be great in a wheelchair!
2006-08-03 20:51:13
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answered by Taffy Saltwater 6
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Keith Richard defies the law of nature!
It's incredible!
2006-08-03 20:50:53
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answered by Anonymous
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All the good drugs he has taken all these years.
Kinda like the french lady that drank a glass of wine every day, and chewed snuff. She lived to be 119.
2006-08-03 20:50:10
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answered by iiboogeymanii 4
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Well Scientifically speaking, he did die about twenty years ago of a super massive drug overdose however his cells were so saturated with drugs they have formed some sort of anti-decaying feature kinda like petrified wood, he may not be able to die because his cells forgot how to die he is preservified ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-03 21:36:36
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answered by Monte 3
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1) too many preservatives in his body,
2) he's too stoned/high to realize he should!
3) GOD likes him?
4) really good doctors (he does have money)
5) pact with the devil?
6) lucky S.O.B.?
2006-08-03 20:53:43
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answered by Daniel H 5
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He is a tough old bird.
Can't wait to see him in Pirates 3 as Jack Sparrow's dad!
2006-08-03 20:50:33
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answered by Lisa the Pooh 7
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Well, he isn't all that old. But he certainly looks MUCH older than he should. I guess you can contribute that to years of hardcore partying and the like.
2006-08-03 20:50:11
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answered by Rawrrrr 6
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