Can you answer me a few questions?

Question

1. First off... Do you feel stupid? Yes, No, or Don't Know
2. Can you read? Yes, No, or Maybe
3. Do people call you oafish? No, All the time, or Huh?
4. What about vacuous? No, Yes, or What does that mean?
5. Look at your computer time. Is it correct?

I am conducting a bogus, federally non-funded survey in which the statistics will never be calculated or revealed.
OK. Thanks for helping answer these questions.
Have a nice day.

Answer 1

1. No, I don't "feel" stupid, I "am" stupid for answering this"
2. No, I can't read this, I am using Braille on my computer screen!
3. No, I am called "Kingfish," because I'm married to Saffire!
4. No, I am not meaningless or devoid of expression, it just looks that way! I am really just devoid of expression and meaningless!
5. It is 12:02 PM, Friday! YES - FRIDAY, because I'm stuck in Auckland, New Zealand!!!!!!

Answer 2

1. No
2. Yes
3. Huh?
4. What does that mean?
5. Of course

You have a nice day too. If you think of any more survey questions, don't hesistate to ask us. We'll be here. Well, at least some of us. That's what this catergory is for: Polls or Surveys or both. Glad I could answer.

If you did not give me a choice to answer for question 2, I would've liked to say "no, and I don't know what you're talking about". Question 2 (about being able to read) is funny because the answer is so obvious. LOL!!! And by the way, the baby in the picture of your avatar is so cute!!!! Is the baby yours?

Answer 3

1. I do feel kinda stupid for answering ur questions.
2. ummm if I couldnt read what use would I have on Yahoo Answers?
3.never heard that word so that must be a no I have never been called it. but I have been called O D D
4. What does that mean? I have a dictionary but if I cant read I cant look it up.
5. My computer time says 4:57 I am sure the computer thinks it is right.

Answer 4

1. Do you feel stupid? No
2. Can you read? Yes
3. Do people call you oafish? Huh
4. What about vacuous? What does that mean?
5. Look at your computer time. Is it correct?Yes!

Answer 5

1. Never
2.In both directions
3.No
4.I am not trivial
5. That is the hardest question! Define time in relation to correct.

Answer 6

1) No
2) Yes (otherwise I wouldn't be answering this)
3) Huh?
4) What does that mean?
5) Yes

Answer 7

1. no 2. yes. 3.not really 4.no 5.yes

Answer 8

1. No
2. Yes
3. No
4. No
5. Yes

Answer 9

1. No
2. Yes
3. No
4. No
5. Yes

Answer 10

1. No
2. Not very good
3. HUH
4. What does that mean
5. YES.. says 6:58pm