About 2 months ago I bought an ant farm from a overseas dealer online. The first two weeks were ok, I would feed them and watch them build their little tunnels all over the cage, it was cool. About the third week I noticed some of them trying to escape, so I would gently pick them up and place them back in the cage; it looked like the were heading for the refrigerator. One morning I got up and noticed my television on, one of them was playing my new Xbox 360!!!! I was so enraged I brought the cage over to the Xbox and stepped on him, making sure the other saw it, then I went off to work. I came home later that night and I couldn't get into my house. I peeked through the window, my house was trashed, they were throwing a party, suddenly all of my blinds closed at once. I call the cops and they just laughed. I still cannot get into my home. What should I do?
2006-08-03 12:10:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Burn your house down - see how those ants like fire!
(I hope they're not fire ants..)
2006-08-03 12:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by Davey 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What kind of ants are they? If they are black ants, go cut a deal with some fire ants.. They'll kick them pansy black ants right out the house.. Then you can smoke blunts with them til they're high as hell. Start talking about White Castle at 2 AM until all of them get the muchies and leave. Then lock the doors and line the outside of the house with black pepper.. Ants hate black pepper, that outta keep em out..
2006-08-03 12:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your fked. I would prolly look for another place to live. Looks like you got scammed by one of them over seas ant farmers. I had one hack into my WOW acct and disenchanted all my epic gear.
Dem Bastards!!!!
2006-08-03 12:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by jamie s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them if they are old enough to throw parties, they are old enough to go to work and help pay the bills, dammit! Or buy some cockroaches! No one likes to be around a S*** boat of roaches!
2006-08-03 12:19:31 · answer #4 · answered by RIA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy an anteater and you wont have any more ants to worry about just cleaning up the mess.
2006-08-03 14:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by TchrzPt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold your head under water until you calm the f.k down.
2006-08-03 12:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How long did it take you to dream up this story? I reccommend you go see a shrink right away. You need help buddy.
2006-08-03 12:16:22 · answer #7 · answered by msjudy58 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
break in through the window, and eat them.
they taste good dipped in chocolate.
Or maybe you deserved it, who couldn't resist an x-box you murderer!
2006-08-03 12:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duuuuh! That's a good one! Yuk! Yuk!
2006-08-03 12:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by Jimmy Pete 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl! I agree with Davey, burn the house down!
2006-08-03 12:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by psycho_sweetie_92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋