What would you think if this came in your inbox?

Question

... like I said make sure Frank's wearing clothes..., torture him a little bit if you want, make sure he's got a knife to his throat or something so he can't escape when Mark grabs him.

Answer 1

Hmm... GRAB THE PHONE... CALL NEAREST FBI FIELD OFFICE... HIDE UNDER CHAIR...

Answer 2

depends on who reads it

1) an accomplice- great plan mark

2) boss- you bag of *** * * ** *** why did you put this ** * *in an email?!!!!#@!#%#^

3)batman - robin, get my utility belt

4) Justice league - superman says: Jhon call for backup and tell wonderwomen and halk girl to drop thelava monster and go to boston quick,!!

come on chear up!!! ihate it when you get disturbed (women that is)

jokes for u.......

_________ __________ ________________ _________

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory
being sized up by God..."Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call.
I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you
enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home
in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you
decide where you want to go!" Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God.
What's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm willing to let you Visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."
>"Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
>Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
>It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were
>thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water,
>laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature
was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God."If this
is >Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
>Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about
>playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell.
>Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I
>think I prefer Hell" he told God."Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."
>So Bill Gates went to Hell.
>Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to
>see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill
>shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in a dark cave. He was
>being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?"
>God asked.
>Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This
>is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened.
>What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
>women playing in the water?"God says "That was the screen saver"

Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: None.They will declare darkness as a new world standard.

___________ - ___________________

AnswerMan

Answer 3

um would it be hard to get the wrong email address, that someone was playing a prank on me ....or that i had a split personality and actually had this guy hidden away....im not really sure.

Answer 4

I would be glad I'm not Frank!

Answer 5

that I interceded a serial killers sick message

Answer 6

Give him my ex-wife's address and $200.00

Answer 7

I wouldn't open it and delete asap.

Answer 8

uhhh i'd delete it and not bother opening it

Answer 9

freak & report