2006-08-03 11:30:07 · 25 answers · asked by Mike Hunt 5 in Health ➔ Men's Health
mark in accounting's coffee mug. guy's a douche anyway.
2006-08-03 11:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by Cheesie M 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
OK man, I'll walk ya through this one. Pay attention.
First you're gonna need to assemble a few items.
1. Duct tape.
2. Small pair of scissors.
3. Large tube of Aqua Fresh剢 toothpaste.
4. Bicâ¢Lighter.
5. Some socks.
6. 3 road flares.
7. Clam Chowder (Manhattan Style-not New England)
OK, got all the things on the list? Good. We can begin now.
Simply combine all of the items so that they resemble a full size working replica of the Eifel Tower (the one in Paris)
and while all your co-workers are admiring what you've done ( you have effectively,at this point,created a diversion) you simply whip your chair around and whiz in the cubicle behind you. When all the excitement of the moment passes you'll already be back to work ( with a renewed sence of freshness and confidence) when your cubicle neighbor returns and finds the HE or SHE has somehow urinated in their own cubicle but oddly have no recollection of it. They shrug it off as deja~vu or something.
You have just successfully solved your problem.
You can thank me by paypal-ing me at LunaticByTheSea@aol.com or sending me some fresh homeade chocolate chip cookies (use my email address)
Good Luck.
2006-08-03 18:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pee in a cup, or better yet try to aim high and land it in a neighbors cubicle that u hate.
2006-08-03 18:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by jordan h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeII just pee on your self I do it all the time!! Infact I do it so much I wear diapers Because of it!!.. That's it start wearing diapers and you can pee any time you want to and wont even have to get up just piss your diaper!! lol...My diaper is wet now ive wet it 3 times!! I think i am going to have to go change my diaper!! But befor I do you heard it here first from a REAL Nutcase!!""NUT'S""..PS ..did i win,..did i win...did i win??
2006-08-03 19:04:02 · answer #4 · answered by dl200558 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends
2006-08-03 18:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Move your cubicle into the restroom.
2006-08-03 18:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thirsty?
2006-08-03 18:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by Brutal honesty is best 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe to quit asking inane questions that indicate you want attention and apparently have bathroom issues. What a weirdo.
2006-08-03 18:35:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy Depends and wear them
2006-08-03 18:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by A M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invest in a port a pottie
2006-08-04 04:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pee in the garbage can
2006-08-03 18:34:02 · answer #11 · answered by asmahassen2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋