The next time my nice meal is interrupted I'm jabbing the kid with a salad fork
2006-08-03 11:03:55 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
This question really hit a nerve with the breeding age female set. "blah blah don't mess with my kids" "I can take my little angels anywhere" "we'll stab you back blah blah"
Hey breeders........not everyone enjoys your little "angels". get a babysitter, restaraunts should have a no kids section.
In my native country these little monsters and their parents would be beheaded or stoned
2006-08-03 16:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by hadji from des moines 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go right ahead! Then you can finish off that "NICE" meal behind bars with your cellmate giving you google eyes! Sounds like a perfect evening for you.
You would be suprised how a nice calm mother can turn into your worst nightmare when you mess with her kids. I wish I could be there to witness this event.
We are all wishing you a meal of interruptions. Jab away!
2006-08-03 13:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by **socal** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine are great...I got complimented by a guy last time we were on the train about how well behaved they were...he said he usually carries a salad fork for when he meets brats who can't stop screaming...I guess I'm just lucky...and they don't get given something everytime they ask for it so they have no need to scream when I tell them they can't have the giant titanic ice Cream with every topping known to man on it...use the salad fork on the parents...
2006-08-03 11:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by minitheminx65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then maybe you should eat at a pub where kids are not premitted!
Kids are human and i bet you were exactly that as a child, a screaming kid in the restaurant.
Sorry but facts are facts, and unless you want to live a short life i suggest keeping your fork to your self!
2006-08-03 11:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by misscanada_y2k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people become numb to the sound of their kids. Go ahead and use the
fork
on the parent!
2006-08-03 11:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by Track Walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what you're trying to say is that those us who have children aren't allowed to go out and enjoy dinner as a family once in a while? Too bad sucka cause there's too many of us around for that not to happen. Maybe you can enjoy your meal at your local sports bar......ooohhhh wait, there are kids there too!
2006-08-03 11:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ruth R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can tell you have no kids, nephews...baby momma drama kids...either....i can see the future..you will have the worst brats there is...and the way you talking you sound like you was a terrible spoiled brat kid to your momma and papa....je je je...and by the way..you jab my beautiful angel daughter.i will have your eyeballs put in the salad bowl and feed it to the dogs...please come to where i eat....and for those who say take the kids to McDonald's....we are tired of McDonald's.
2006-08-03 11:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by gengen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately a lot of parents don't teach their kids how to behave in public so don't jab the kid, jab the parents.
2006-08-03 11:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mollywobbles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously haven't met my screaming brat-of-a-two-year-old. He'll rip the salad fork out of your hand and stab your ugly spouse with it. THEN we'll see who's screaming. :)
2006-08-03 14:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people dont know when to get a sitter.. and sometimes even the best baby will go ape **** in a restaurant.. so give me a break. You were once the screaming kid, ya know!
2006-08-03 15:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Tiffany P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋