What's the best way to discipline my wife when dinner is late to the table?

Question

I know closed fist is wrong but how about backhanded

Answer 1

Shameless American females. They need to learn respect and how to behave like a good middle eastern woman.
1. dinner ready
2. house is clean
3. children are quiet and behaved
4. my needs will be attended to in bed
5. no talking back
6. my ak-47 cleaned and loaded
this is why America is falling apart....women trying to be men

Answer 2

YOU COULD TRY simply asking her to try to have dinner on the table at a certain time as a rule rather than being less than a man and physically abusing her. It takes a REAL MAN not to abuse others. Hitting is for children which is obviously what YOUR WIFE married! I REALLY hope that if you lay a hand on her, she returns the favor in kind only MUCH WORSE! My ex-husband found out what happens when a man even considers hitting me! He's been in prison since 1994 (25 to life sentence). If you hit her, you better home she is not one to play hard ball like I did! That is a lot of time for something that could easily be handled in a way that won't get you sent to prison! GROW UP AND GET A SHRINK!

Answer 3

What planet are you on ? First of all, you don't hit your wife for any reason, and especially not for having dinner on the table late. Why don't you bring take out home, and then it'll be hot, and ready, when you are. I hope this question is BS, because I can't fathom anyone hurting a woman for a late dinner. You are a sad excuse for a husband. I hope your wife throws you, and your dinner out.

Answer 4

Excuse me...???? did you say "discipline your wife..."?????

She is NOT a child that needs to be disciplined -----she is your wife-spouse-best friend-rib-someone who complements you!!!
If your wife has gotten dinner to the table late in your eyes--you only need to request it be ready sooner.......

I don't know what the structure of her day looks like---but maybe she is juggling too many things and trying to prepare a meal from scratch on a daily basis----well that does take time!!! she will have to start earlier or make less from scratch----i know i have a friend that always has 7 to 8 items at dinner!!!! from salads, fresh dinner rolls, side dishes, veggies, and then the main course sometimes 2 meats!!!! asnd she does this every day!!!!

Answer 5

Try being in her shoes! Moron! What would you do if you were a hard working woman with a dozen chores to do around the house, and your husband came home and pitched a fit because his dinner wasn't on the table! Huh!?! Grow up! Society is not like that anymore! Go watch "Pleasentville", idiot!
(Oh, did you forget that there are women on here too!)

Answer 6

If the dinner is getting late, go the kitchen & help her speed up. Instead of sitting at the dinning table and fuming your head on how to discipline her.
After the food is on the table, tell her sweetly to try and serve the dinner on time. On days when she is slowing down. Help her a bit.

Answer 7

Com on! you are not serious, are you? if it´s your wife you shuold love her and cmprehend her, and if you arrive home and dinner isn´t ready yet tell her to go and have a rest while you finish cooking it! Would hitting her make the dinner come out faster? If u want your dinner to be ready quickly you should cook it yourselve! and if you are capable of thinkink you should hit your wife for not having the lunch ready you should get a divorce!
What kind of man are u? You are a shame!

Answer 8

First you had better grow up and mature darn quick. If you strike somebody you can spend the next ten years in a prison cell with a bunkmate named Bubba. You can also lose your right to vote, own a firearm. hold public office, get a passport, types of jobs will be very limited; in short you become a third class citizen; an ex-con. If you are upset because she is working her *** off to move fast enough to please you I would suggest she get a lawyer and divorce you darn quick. Idiot!!!!!

Answer 9

Are you serious with the backhand? I'm sorry but in my culture, women are treated with geniune respect. Try encouraging her to start earlier than she has been. Also get in the kitchen with her earlier, than it becomes a habit. If all else fails, go out to eat. NEVER ABUSE WOMEN!

Answer 10

The best way is to have her talk to an Attorney and get all your property and monies. That is the true discipline your wife should learn after this post!

Answer 11

Show her what a man you are by taking over the meal preparation and demand that she watch TV while you do the dishes after dinner. After that, show her who's boss by giving her a massage and suggesting you go for a walk together and talk about your feelings. That will teach her!