finish this line- and one time at bandcamp i........?

Question

be creative please, looking for humor

Answer 1

learned what drumsticks were for? lol

Answer 2

at bandcamp... I realize that I should not have been to the camp... never joined a band!

Answer 3

One time at bandcamp I lost my my my...

I almost forgot we are on yahoo answers.

Answer 4

I know that this is a very strange world we live in, but let me tell you about my most embarassing childhood experience.

You see, my mom got married a third time about six years ago now. I all of sudden had two little step-brothers. The oldest one, Danny, and the younger one Donnie. I had never had a brother ever before. I thought it was neat, I guess. Anyway, our parents were out for the weekend, (and it was a hot summer weekend), so I had to watch my two little step-brothers for the weekend. We were living at our house in Marrero, LA at the time. Now I have to explain something to you about how the house is constructed to continue this story. Right outside of the boys' bedroom window was the outside air conditioning unit, and right next to that, (on each side), were two long grounding poles. One kept the house grounded, the other kept the air conditioning unit grounded. Don't ask me why, that's just what the guy said when he sold us the place. Ok, now back to my story: One of the first games that I had ever played with the boys was "truth or dare". You all know this one. Anyway, at the very first question that I was asked, I said "dare". I didn't even give Danny the chance to give me the question yet. He said, "Ok , I want you to go stand outside, on top of the air conditioning unit, and Donnie and I will handcuff you to the lighting rod poles on either side of the a/c." (I took a double take.) So I said "ok" like an idiot and went and stood up on the air conditioning unit. (Now on the two poles on either side of the a/c unit, there were two metal round pieces that came up from about three quarters the way up on each pole- I didn't realize it at the time, but this meant that if the boys handcuffed me to both poles or either pole, that I would not be able to bring my hands down close to my sides.)

What happened was devestating: (Ok I was wearing my white skirt with a pink top and pink panties, I wasn't even in shoes or socks.) The boys proceeded to handcuff me to both poles at the same time. I said to Danny, "10 minutes right?", and he nodded his head yes. I had never stood on top of the a/c unit before, so this was all the more interesting:

The boys closed the window. So I'm standing there when I turn my head around behind me and see Barataria Blvd's traffic heading north-bound. (I had no idea that our a/c unit held me up above our fence line- then a noise cut on that made my little heart sink- the a/c unit.

The boys had turned down the thermostat in the house, causing the a/c unit to come on, and the end effect- it was blowing my white skirt up and I couldn't do anything about it, because my hands wouldn't go below my waist and they were held out too far from my body to hold my skirt down- in fact, I couldn't even touch my skirt! Then the dreadful thought entered into my mind- the north-bound traffic on Barataria could all see me handcuffed, helpless, and my skirt was blowing up, so everybody got a free peek of my panties that day. And to make matters worse, there was a traffic jam, so everybody got a good look at my behind in my pink panties.

(Sigh. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .)

Oh by the way the boys lied, they left me up there for three hours. But Mom and their Dad was out of town, so they could have left me up there for an entire day.) I rang Danny's and Donnie's neck for that one. (I didn't do anything- but Mom and Dad did- the boys had to go around the house all week in girl clothes because their Dad had said so.) And no, in none of my clothes, thank you. Thier Dad had bought them some girl clothes- and then I got to laugh. They didn't have any of their boy clothes in their dressers- just girl clothes. Pretty embarassing though, huh? Of course, they were back in boy clothes at the end of the week.
I'm not joking- this actually happened to me.

Answer 5

No on showed up for practice so I had to spell the school's name out by myself.

Answer 6

banged the camp counselor, but she was my best friends mom, so I don't know far our relationship is going to go. and then we snuck out, got drunk, and never went back, but now we're the best freaking band ever. so all's well that ends well.

Answer 7

put Q-T on the toilet seats to see who would have an orange ring around their butt in the morning

Answer 8

stuck a flute up my A$$

Answer 9

i was chewing gum while playing the trumpet.. and i blew into it so hard ; that my gum got stuck in the trumpet ! haha !

Answer 10

got a flat tire

Answer 11

massterbated with a flute