God appeared to me in a vision and asked me to marry him. I'm gay, what do I tell him?
2006-08-03 10:14:49 · 25 answers · asked by jorst 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Say "Look God, I am flattered, really. But I don't like you that way. Can we still be freinds?"
2006-08-03 10:39:53 · answer #1 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well God is omnipotent thus God already knows you're gay. I think what you should be asking yourself is why did you dream that God asked you to marry "him"? Of all the images out there to ask for your hand in marriage....God, really? Is there some link to a Jesus complex-like issue there? Or have you strayed from your religious upbringing or following and this was a sign to get back in the game with God? What an interesting subconscious wake-up call.
What I really want to know is was God hot? :P
2006-08-03 17:23:58 · answer #2 · answered by Angel_in_Limbo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that you want a year-long engagement. In that time, buy as much life insurance as you can afford and draw up a will leaving the benefits to the ACLU. When the year is up and God calls you home to be in the wedding, you can go knowing that your death means that much better a chance for all the gay men still on earth to someday marry the men of their dreams.
2006-08-03 17:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Katie S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the oddest thing I've ever heard. The only three things I can thing of are: It was just a silly daydream brought on by your own sub conscience-maybe your lonely
2) Try getting a boyfriend
3) If your on medication for hallucinations keep taking it don't stop. (I'm not trying to be rude sorry is this last one seems really rude)
2006-08-03 17:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the Vision Mechanic, tell him that you have a malfunctioning Vision Apparatus, and get it repaired.
God is not in the business of proposing to human beings.
Dork. ;-)
2006-08-03 17:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no god so your vision was a dream.
2006-08-03 17:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-08-03 17:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by PrettyBoi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being gay is a sin. I think that was Satan disguising into God.
2006-08-03 17:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by Vendetta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God asked you to marry him? Lucky fellow -
I've been waiting for God to call me after our one night stand.....
2006-08-03 17:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by Spork 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do it. Not becuase your gay but because god told you to do it. I dont think he did you lying homo!
2006-08-03 17:22:48 · answer #10 · answered by nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋