2006-08-03 10:13:34 · 7 answers · asked by Zhimbo 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
Does the pope s**t in the woods? Does a bear wear a funny hat?
Wait a minute. Neither of those are Uranus jokes!
2006-08-03 10:22:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bob G 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
What are those rings around URANUS?
Scientists had originally thought URANUS was 1.7 billion miles from Earth. This is wrong. It's closer that you think!
The top religious and scientific figures are debating whether URANUS is holy or not.
URANUS and it's moons are always visible to the naked eye.
When I go to see URANUS, will it be bright? Remind me to bring my blinders anyway.
Becasue you didn't ask a question I felt I needed to post some jokes.
2006-08-03 18:33:44 · answer #2 · answered by coolforbeer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well then dont ask an astronomy question with a bozo around
2006-08-03 17:20:51 · answer #3 · answered by yummycookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on where you ask the question..
Around here, it is pretty much guaranteed that you will find
some adolescent Bozo answers...
2006-08-03 18:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its still funny many years later, "Urine-as" isn't any better, as some call it
2006-08-03 17:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by ridingspinners369 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.... so do you know how the spaceship Enterprise and toilet paper are the same?
2006-08-03 17:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they should rename it. urectum.
2006-08-03 18:04:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋