make up an embarrasing moment 10 pts for the funniest/most creative?

Answer 1

True story.
I was acolyting at church.(That's one of those people who helps the pastors with the service.)Anyway,i'd just gotten a new skirt and I wanted to wear it that day,but the zipper kept on coming undone.I didn't think it was a huge problem,so I wore it anyway.During the service,she skirt kept slipping and I had to hold onto it the whole time.
I was helping with communion when my skirt fell down in front of the entire church during the busy service!The guy I liked was there too!I wa so embarraed!People laughed at me for weeks!It's been four years and everyone still remembers!

Answer 2

true story.....

I was drunk and trying to get out of the back seat of a little toyota truck. Well being as graceful as I am, I jumped out, got my foot stuck in the seatbeal and did a swan dive onto the icy walkway........ I was doing a laugh-cry because I knew it looked funny but OMG it hurt. To make matters worse, I was wearing a long sporty skirt, which came flying over my head to bare my friggin thong.............

another time, we were at a park, gonna have a few drinks after the bar, I really had to go pee, so I let the ppl in the truck know not to open the door bc I was holding onto it for balance, needless to say just as I was pulling my pants up, the door opened, I rolled backwards down and embankment trying desperately to grab onto anything that would stop my backward decent, I finally came to rest with my legs dangling in a creek. I had to chuckle to myself, bc I could hear my sister say, "OMG, I think you just killed my sister!" All I could say to myself going down was "TUCK N ROLL, TUCK N ROLL!!!" I was ok tho, just hurt my pride........lololol

Answer 3

True Story.....I was in the shower when my male next door neighbor knocked on the front door as I was getting out I didn't have time to dry off so I put on a big shirt that covered everything...but I was still wet.... so I didn't get it down over my a$$...but I didn't notice...but my 5year old son did...As I turned around to see what my child was laughing at I mooned my neighbor...He said he would talk to me later and left....My son then told me about me showing my a$$

Answer 4

this really happened to me i was performing at a school function ( it was a carnival show) so there was a lot of hype and excitement and as i was jumping up and down on the stage singing i slipped on somethin ( i think it was sweat or water) and fell on the stage in front of the entire audience plus the boy i was crushing on all term

Answer 5

There was this girl in my English class (uni) and she thought she was hot. She always pranced around like a princess and overdressed.

One day she was in a hurry to get to the front of the room with her paper and she fell flat on her *** in front of the entire class - it was all we could do to keep from LOAO!!!!

Answer 6

true story
older lady I know went to bathroom in mall, walked all through mall then found out that her slip and dress were caught in her girdle - showing her WIDE BACKSIDE! she noticed that people seemed to be laughing alot...didn't know it was at her.

Answer 7

Creolegirl ~ that wasn't funny at all! It was friggin disgusting!
I didn't say it was make believe either.

Answer 8

OK ONCE I WAS PICKED TOO LEAD THE WHOLE ASSEMBLY WELL I WAS LEADING THEM AND I WAS DOING GR8 AND I SAW MY CRUSH STANDING IN HIS LINE AND I WAS LIKE OH MA GOD I DIIDNT KNOW MY LOVE ______________
WILL BE ATTENDING ALOUD IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL AND THEN I BURPED
I JUST LEFT AFTER THAT
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Answer 9

TRUE STORY. I WAS DRUNK IN A MOVIE THEATRE. WAS TOO LAZY TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, SO I PEE'D RIGHT THERE IN MY SEAT... SAD, BUT TRUE. P.S. I GRATEFULLY DO NOT DRINK ANY MORE

Answer 10

can't think of one