how do i get it off?
2006-08-03 08:33:16 · 7 answers · asked by madcow m 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
Penguins are pretty small, so you should be able to just lift it off your belly and set it on the floor. If that doesn't work, you might try throwing a piece of fish across the room. Hopefully the penguin will jump off to go after the fish. Of course, if the penguin is a tattoo, that is more difficult. You will have to have a professional take it off with lasers.
2006-08-03 08:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by Rat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step One: Check your belly to ensure that the penguin is not stuck to you in any way. (i.e. superglue or talons stuck more than a millimeter in.) This will ensure minimal scarring and discomfort.
Step Two: Grasp the penguin around the belly using both hands. Make sure to grab around the wings as well, so that the penguin does not injure you by flapping.
Step Three: Lift the penguin slowly off of your stomach, making sure not to upset it any more than necessary. Steadily raise it up, then set it back down (still gently) next to you. DO NOT LET GO. If the penguin crawls back on you, you will have to repeat steps one through three.
Step Four: Dispose of the penguin through one of the following methods:
a) Throw it out the window. You may want to stay in your house for a few days to avoid a relapse.
b) Put it on a helicopter to Antarctica. This method requires more preparation, but is by far the most effective.
c) Kill it. This is neither morally acceptable nor legal, but it is cheap, quick, and effective. However, I urge you to use this only as a last resort. Live and let live.
2006-08-03 16:30:30 · answer #2 · answered by zoemstof 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Permit me to suggest 3 ways that ill do the trick. Use a large fly swatter, or a shotgun blast, or try using logic, it's less messy. If said penguin is a tatoo get a laser to "burn" off the artwork. A shotgun blast does not work nearly as well. Indeed it's overkill.
Trusting that that information is just what you need,
I remain your's truly,
Dan.
2006-08-03 16:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Dan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats a "pengiune"? Is it Italian for "mole" or something?
I say leave it alone. You dont need to look like everyone else. No one is perfect.
2006-08-03 23:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by mynamesapain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear that peanut butter cookies and root beer are a tried and true cure. But if you give a penguin a peanut...
2006-08-03 15:37:17 · answer #5 · answered by Don M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um is it a tatoo?If so go to a tatoo shop and they can remove it.If it is a real one"yikes"just throw it off.lol
2006-08-03 15:37:24 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell it to get off
2006-08-03 15:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by zestful12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋