It's a talent i never could posess
2006-08-03 08:23:46 · 15 answers · asked by yicklesnitzel 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Other - General Health Care
spread your butt cheeks and let it out slow---haha thats a funny question!
2006-08-03 08:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by errnmann 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can't really fart silently, i mean even if you do, somone around you will smell it so just hold it until you get to a restroom.
2006-08-03 08:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silent farts are stinkier and not as funny as loud ones. Stick to your guns darlin.
2006-08-03 08:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by willberb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab your ********* and pull them apart.....now slowly release the gasses. Pooooooottttttttt fffttttttttttttttttttt
2006-08-03 08:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by somechick25 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot depends on sphincter control
2006-08-03 08:27:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you point ur toes together at a big angle it opens up the buttoks flaps so it's silent.(Put ur heels together at a big angle and it makes it loud)
2006-08-03 08:30:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fart slowly
2006-08-03 08:27:12 · answer #7 · answered by Ambsz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
squeeze your butt REAL tight and let it slide out slowly... no one will hear it and everyone will smell it! i get my little brothers with those "silent but deadly" all the time!
2006-08-03 08:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by spreejo456 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try not to fart
2006-08-03 08:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pride myself on being as LOUD as I can, so that others may "enjoy."
I'm a guy. This is what we do. :)
2006-08-03 08:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋