Being A fat guy. But not THE fat guy because your older and more liked "brother" outwieghs you by about 75 pounds..everytime I get close to his size he puts on more..How can I become THE fat guy and not just be "oh theres A fat guy" there is nothing good to being smaller compared to my sibling
2006-08-03 08:20:37 · 5 answers · asked by Stud_Itallian Stallion 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
when it's time to feed your fata$ses...make up your brothers plate for him.. add some type of laxative to his food... you will eventually rule!
2006-08-03 08:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the best thing about being REALLY fat is that you can get one of those stomach-stapling surgeries, lose 200 lbs, still weigh 300 lbs, but be perceived as skinny by everyone cuz you're 200 lbs lighter than you were before!
They won't do surgeries like this on non-grotesquely fat people...
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2006-08-03 08:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
As far as I know there are no advantages to being a fat guy. I would throw some fat jokes at you, but I don't want to hurt your feelings. I guess I'm just nice that way. Your brother on the other chubby hand though..........
2006-08-05 18:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you want to be fat? You have a shorter life span, potential for horrible cardiovascular diseases ...
Not to mention a horrible sex life.
Why do you want to be fat?
2006-08-03 08:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by Bachman-ette 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you could never add up to my standards
2006-08-03 08:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by Italian Stallion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋