Dear Dude,
I think that the permeations in her epidermus are emitting the foul southern winds you speak of. Firstly I would try a deep cleanse like sand paper and then a bath in turpentine. Rinse and repeat. Once this is completed you can get her over to the neighbourhood fire department for a serious rinsing with a high pressure hose after you get the brigade to soap her down.
The other option is to send her off to Mount Doom for about 10 days and by then all should be well.
Cheers and thanks for the grin,
Ouros "He who walks the mountains"
2006-08-03 12:32:47
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answered by Ouros 5
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The changes in hormones during a period can make a person emit strange smells they don't normally have. My fiance says taht he can always tell when I'm on my cycle because my kisses almost have a metallic taste. Weird huh?! Showers help, but her hormones are the source for the problem. If its pretty bad, suggest that she go to the doctor. AN MD may have a solution to your smelly situation.
2006-08-03 08:24:10
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answered by sragic 1
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i have never heard of this happening before. it might just be that-this might sound gross- she isn't changing her feminine products enough. either that or she could have blood on her pants that she doesn't know about. and as far as febreze on skin....it just says not to spray directly towards face...and if it ends up melting her skin off, you can always sue febreze for not putting a warning lable on the bottle...yay for corrupt justice systems....anyway if it really gets to be a problem try being sneeky and maybe \make an anonymous myspace account just to leave a comment about it....something like that, where she won't know who said it....but i guarantee you that she will at least do a smell check every once in a while. (girls are like that)
2006-08-03 08:35:44
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answered by mami chula 1
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Ahh the scent of a woman
2006-08-03 08:24:23
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answered by ken j 5
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Tell her to take a shower. I have never heard of that. Maybe she should go to the doctor.
2006-08-03 08:19:55
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answered by good_gurl_4_no_1 1
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That is so gross! I don't thin Febreze will work in this situation. There's a product called Bodymint!
http://www.bodymint.com/
2006-08-03 08:19:21
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answered by shae 6
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Maybe she is not changing her tampons/pad often enough. Let her know in a gentle way.
Beause if YOU are talking about it, trust me others are too...
2006-08-03 08:21:28
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answered by Anonymous
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anything is possible... do not fabreeze her skin...
there is a spray called FDS or else maybe she should see her dr it could lead to something more serious.
2006-08-03 08:21:52
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answered by MayberryNR5 6
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taking a shower might work
2006-08-03 08:19:37
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answered by Anonymous
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yes its possible, and no Febreeze doesn't work on skin
2006-08-03 08:19:10
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answered by bronzebabekentucky 7
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