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u know, start at 100 years of age and count down to 1 day old, and I dont mean just backwards numbers, I mean from old person to infant.

2006-08-03 07:54:17 · 4 answers · asked by cornholio9631 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

4 answers

Here's what Bent wrote in a blog once.

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

So if he answers, even if it's a dumb answer, you should still pick him as best cause I'm SO ripping him off right now.

2006-08-03 08:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So, I'd go from confused, drooling, and diapers to confused, drooling, and diapers...?

2006-08-03 07:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by ohsaxylady 4 · 0 0

no

2006-08-03 08:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0 0

you mean end up being a sperm again?

2006-08-03 07:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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