Let's write a story?

Question

The first person writes the first paragraph of the story, the next person writes the next paragraph, and so on!
Or you can just write a sentence if you want.
OK, here's the start:
...Once upon a time,....

Answer 1

One day during dinner, his beautiful "Wench"
asked him

"Do you love me?" She asks gazing into his eyes.
"Define love." He says gazing into hers
She just stares at him.
They sit in silence for an hour munching on their food.
Suddenly he hears a knock on his door. And the power went out. The "wench" screams gets up. He too gets up and rushes to the door. When he get there and opens it, there was nobody there but the howling wind. He looked down and there lay, in the glinting moonlight, a silver coin. He picks it up and the power comes on.

He hears a shuffle and then a scream in the dining room. But by the time he got there his "Wench" was gone.


"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo" He screams because on the floor, next to the chair, where his "wench" was sitting was a.......................

Answer 2

Where everyone was trying to help each other out and answer quesitons truthfully, however, there were some people who wanted to ruin the whole purpose of Yahoo! Answers by asking silly questions such as this one. It is kinda fun though!

Answer 3

a worm's wriggling body was left and he said, "hiya!"
and the worm said, "gergleblibblewarft."
the guy said, "huh?"
and the worm said, "Frewredeterfrinkstink!"
"Whatever." said the guy and threw the apple-and the worm-into the garbage.
Now to look for his wench. he walked around calling her name, and there she was, in the bedroom, lying under the covers, reading.
"Hiya, wench." he said. "Look at this nifty coin I picked up."
"Xwertpadklindinfuntleberries."
"Wench?" said the guy.
"Terflinduker?" she said.
"NOOOOO!' screamed the guy and ran out of his house. "I can't understand anyone!"
A huge truck came dashing around the corner-right at the guy. "Liprekoodlewerdlestein!" yelled the truck driver in warning to the guy- for his brakes were broken and he couldn't stop.
too late. with a sickening crunch, the guy was run over by the truck. the coin in his hand got stuck in the sickly mass of stomach fluid the was lying on the ground, which in turn got stuck to the wheel of the truck and brought the coin away to another land.

Answer 4

ther was a dude that began to be bored beyond belief, so he logged on to yahoo answers and began looking at questions and came upon this one.....so he decided to be the second part of the story

Answer 5

but then, a beautiful wench came his way, with her gleaming black hair, tanned skin and big blue eyes she cast a magical spell on him, and turned him into a ........

Answer 6

with hopes of finding the true inner self.

Answer 7

in the land of nod

Answer 8

red apple, with a single bite out if it

Answer 9

in a land far far away