For people who have not had a best answer chosen yet?

Question

If you haven't had a best answer chosen yet, tell me a very funny joke, and funniest gets 10 points

Answer 1

One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.

Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"

Answer 2

blonde is sitting at the bar a guy walks up orders a beer they were watching the news. A report comes on about a man who going to jump off a building the man looks at the blonde and says I bet you 30$ he jumps she says ok and puts her $$ on the bar, and than the guy jumps and dies, she hands him the $$ and he feels bad cause he seen it on the news earler he tryes too give back the $$$ and she said you won fare and square she said she seen it on the news eariler also but din`t think he would jump a second time. I don`t need 10pts but i hope you get a laugh from this

Answer 3

u know how to tell if a blonde has been driving???


the gear shift will be wet.... lmao

sorry only joke i know

Answer 4

i dont have anything in my mind right now, sorry

Answer 5

I've had several, thaks!