Would you argue with a woman who can read?

Question

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?""Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her."I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.""If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you couldstart at any moment.""Have a nice day madam," and he
left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Answer 1

Obviously the "Jarr Jarr Binks" of Woman Kind...............
If she was such a mindful lady: Why didn't she THINK about the implications of motoring into an area signposted "Restricted Fishing Area" in a fully kitted out fishing boat just to anchor up and read her book???

Q: What was the book, fly fishing by J R Hartley???

Answer 2

Nice

Answer 3

Well isn't that sexist? I would say 99% of all women can read and same with men so you will be having very few arguments.

Answer 4

Perfect! Great joke with a powerful moral.

Answer 5

NO arguments at all on that point mate 10/10.Very funny.

Answer 6

Women(or men) that can read don't make them smart, I know lots of people that can read but do the stupidest s.h.i.t.

Answer 7

I never argue with myself, cause I'm always right.

Is that right?

Yes, it dam is!

Answer 8

Very good!

Answer 9

I love it! Hilarious!

Answer 10

Good one! =)