....A person born with their digestive system upside down, so the process of solid food intake and elimination was in the opposite direction. Would this be too tragic to be sensational?
2006-08-03 07:27:11 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Elastic Pie,you think of questions that nobody else does...Lol.
2006-08-03 10:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by kathy6500 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Nothing is too tragic to be sensational. The reporter would just make a sad face while she reported. I envision Barbara Walters...
2006-08-03 09:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would be... depending on what you had for supper.
Maybe you should be the first person to go through a transformation to have your bowels rearranged. AND THEN maybe you could tell us if it was tragic or not. But I think we all know the answer.
2006-08-04 02:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think there would be more problems than just having to taste your feces. You wouldn't be able to eat in public. How angry do you think the Cracker Barrel waitress would be if she came to ask you if you wanted desert, and you were bent over shoving a country fried stake in your anus??? Also, how do you think that would make people feel if you farted? I'm sure they wouldn't be able to grasp the concept of your breath smelling like a garbage truck in a matter of seconds after you brush your teeth.
Speaking of brushing your teeth, I hope no one ever grabs the tooth brush of said individual.
Imagine how often you would be throwing up simply because of gravity. It would be like constantly having diahrrea. Speaking of diahrrea, how terrible would that be. It burns going out of the normal hole, I can't imagine how terrible that would be for your asophagus and your taste buds....
I don't know if I would keep my child alive if he/she were born this way. I would be to sad to watch them grow up, only to want to commit suicide before the age of 5.
2006-08-03 10:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by Rockstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think gravity would prevent that from ever actually happening....
the person would have to get a colostomy bag or something like that.
sorry to rain on your theoretical, gross-visual parade.
but to answer your question....
nothing is ever too tragic to be sensational!
the more tragic something is, the more people wanna see it!
duh.
2006-08-03 10:36:40 · answer #5 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think a lot of people already suffer from this phenomenon. George W Bush is the number one sufferer, because he always has diarrhea.
2006-08-03 14:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be beautiful in the most hideous way, only tragic if you are a homophobic male with an aversion to sticking things in your butt, I would not starve if this happened to me, but I might go broke buying oral hygiene products
2006-08-03 10:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I know a person with Crohn's disease and sometimes his intestine gets blocked so he vomits feces from his mouth which is pretty disgusting. But I don't think he actually eats with his @ss... I'll get back to you on that.
2006-08-03 07:29:24 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think what you wrote came out of your A$$....tragic, eh?
2006-08-03 07:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by Cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you seen that episode of Southpark?
They shove turkeys up thier asses, and poop out of thier mouths.
2006-08-03 07:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by Shake-Zula 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋