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....Would it be a turkey you wouldn't mind actually eating and enjoying?

2006-08-03 07:22:33 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

21 answers

Only if I could stuff it with Rice à la Condoleeza.

2006-08-03 07:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 3

Well, if this isn't a conundrum. You're already talking about a turkey. But if g.w. bush was a turkey for a holiday say Thanksgiving, I don't think I could eat any. I'm no vegetarian, but I would not want to ingest such hatred, ignorance, grotesque privilege, and basically the qualities of Satan on Earth. Nope, I would not want to be near those "values" in any way, much less eat them.

And I love eating turkey otherwise.

2006-08-03 07:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Polly 4 · 0 0

I do not like eating turkey but I would experience intense pleasure in carving that turkey up so intense , I might have to change my underwear when I finished doing the deed.

2006-08-03 17:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eating W would probably give a person cancer. I wouldn't eat a W turkey!

2006-08-03 07:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, if the triptophen (sp?) in most turkeys makes you tired, I'd assume there would be something in a dubbya turkey that would make you a bigotted, stammering moron after consumption. I'd have to pass on that.

2006-08-03 09:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I loved the first response. She should get the 10 points.

Personally I would grab a drumstick and take a big bite. He is not someone I care about.

2006-08-03 07:29:41 · answer #6 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 0 0

Just knowing that it had once been Geaorge W. would put me off turkey for life.

2006-08-03 07:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

why not let george enjoy his life as a bird? im sure he could live in florida with his brother out in the yard.

2006-08-03 07:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by doyalikethatdaddy 3 · 0 0

Hmm...I don't think so. It'd probably taste like Texas(no offense to anyone from Texas. One of my best friends is from Dallas).

2006-08-03 08:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by faorie_arcana 2 · 0 0

Now that's what I call a JIVE TURKEY!

2006-08-03 10:05:36 · answer #10 · answered by ♠♣♥Rogue♣♥♠ 5 · 0 0

I could have him alone, but he would taste better with Rice on the side.

2006-08-03 07:25:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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