Is my Wal-Mart greeter dead?

Question

The last two times I have been to the evil empire. My greeter has not spoken, and has had the same clothes on. I am thinking that since they like to save money on everything. Is it possible that they are using dead people as greeters. It definately would be cheaper.

Answer 1

The Walmart in my city uses retards as greeters. Equal oppurtunity.

Answer 2

Did you hear about how Walmart was/is taking out life insurance
policies on the elderly greeters,but didn't tell the greeters. When they left Walmart's employment the policies were kept in force. When the old greeters finally died, Walmart cashed in the policy.
The money went to Walmart!

Answer 3

Does it play Christmas carols when you press the button that says, "Ask Me I Like To Help"? Our Wal-mart has a battery operated greeter...it's scary when those batteries start getting weak.

Answer 4

The greeter at our Walmart isn't dead yet...but he's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel :>)

Answer 5

Maybe the greeter isn't dead, or even human, maybe they're using androids or robots these days to save on payroll! :P

Creepy though...

Answer 6

Ewwww maybe he is fake? Like he had a voice box and the box is now broke so al he does is stand there? Could be what a great way to save money GOOO WALLY WORLD!!!

Answer 7

maybe next time you should go and check the pulse of the person I can almost guarentee that if they are not dead they will give you a reaction to you touching their neck or wrist~

Answer 8

if he smells he probably dead or they picked him up off the street and he had just took a hit so he's zoned out cause fiends smell too!!

Answer 9

Maybe next time you better have a clear head on this one.

Answer 10

haha. i doubt hes dead. are u sure ur not the walking talking dead lmao