2006-08-03 06:56:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Hobbies & Crafts
Yo momma is so fat, she actually used a turnbelt to hold up her pants!
2006-08-03 07:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by John Blix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
2006-08-03 14:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's so fat that when someone says to haul A** she has to make 2 trips!
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2006-08-03 14:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by sassywv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.
Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
2006-08-05 12:08:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♫♠☺ -= kenJi =- ♣☻♀ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat she used a mattress as a pad. or yor momma is so skinny she hula hooped wit a cheerio.
2006-08-03 14:25:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is soooo fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.....
2006-08-03 14:05:34 · answer #6 · answered by motorcyclelovinmama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋