2006-08-03 06:33:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Primary & Secondary Education
Why don't you just do the homework?
P.S. Do you mean 3rd year of secondary school (called year 9 - would make you 13 yrs)?
2006-08-05 00:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
History: William Pitt the Younger became Prime Minister without taking any exams. In fact, he just learnt stuff at home, so I'm following his example.
English: The great poet John Dunn didn't even know how to spell his own name. If it's good enough for him, I thought I didn't need to work on my spellings.
Maths: I was so busy calculating the answer to the dilemma of Pi that after hours at it, I ran out of time. (it's an impossible maths problem).
Languages: (French/German/etc) : I heard that Chinese is the language we need to know in the next century, so I decided to stop (German) and start that. Can you help me out sir?
Biology: The Canis lupus familiaris ingested it. (the dog ate it).
Chemistry: A solvation process occured to the pulped cellulose fibres (The paper just dissolved Miss!)
RE: I reflected on the ontological arguement for the existence of my homework. I reasoned thus: In order to exist something must be solid and real. My homework is not before me. Therefore it does not exist. From the logical positivist school I further reasoned that what cannot be proved to exist does not exist. Since that which exists is more valid than something that does not exist it's better for me not to do my homework anyway!
hope these help.
2006-08-03 07:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by PastorChris 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heres a few funny ones:
1.Because you were at a rally demanding higher salaries for our badly paid teachers!
2. You left your brain in your locker!
3. You forgot to remember to do it!
4. Its against your religion to do homework on a day ending in -y!
And heres one for being late for school that i think is great!
- "Its my parents fault, i'm genetically predisposed to tardiness"
hahaha!
2006-08-03 06:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Snow White 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO.
I'm a mom (mum in theUK!) and I say do your homework. Sooner you start, the sooner you'll finish.
No kid of mine is going to end up a deadbeat loser working in a drive-through. Or worse.
Now get to your room.........
2006-08-03 06:45:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why don't you just do the homework. when you are out of school you are going to be wishing you could go back because you aren't going to want to go to work.
2006-08-04 02:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by cutelea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Murder your pet. Then say you couldn't do your homework becuase your pet died and ur spiraling into depression. I did it and it worked like a charm.
2006-08-03 09:00:41 · answer #6 · answered by Good Vibrations 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is no reason for not doing it - from a teacher in uk
2006-08-03 11:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by mojo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do your homework. I guess you're not interested in college are you?
2006-08-03 06:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry no good reasons unless ur ambition in life is to work in mcdonalds
2006-08-03 06:39:54 · answer #9 · answered by angelamcaulay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you want to grow up a luddite.
2006-08-03 06:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by Dave T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋