Help on writing a short Parody?

Question

Writing mode: Radio commercial
Subject: Any politician except the president
At least 75 but no more than 200 words.
I'm having difficulty writing a short parody!
Can anybody please help?

Answer 1

My Conservative Friends, is the marriage of politics and reality in trouble in your district? Are voters wanting their "rights" right now? Is that bloc that you erected threatening to deflate in defeat?

Well then get DeLay! Yes, Tom DeLay is now available to help your moral majority's morale. Redistricting? Not a problem with DeLay-ing tactics. Tom can get it done. Your district will stretch from Alaska to Alabama with not one minority vote counted in between! Just give "The Hammer" your goal and step out of the way.

Small quick voice saying: "void where prohibited by law."

(Tune "If I Had a Hammer" playing in the background to fadeout)

Answer 2

Well, your first step is to pick the politician you want to parody. It would probably be in your best interest to pick one that is controversial or that people talk about a lot. That way you can find information when you research.
Second, look at what other people have said about him or her. Then add your own opinions to the facts you found and what other people have said and you should be set!