Does anyone know the real words to the limerick, "There once was a man from Nantucket..."?

Answer 1

I do indeed. Contact me via e-mail and I should be delighted to recount them.

Answer 2

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Answer 3

I imagine you'll get quite a few responces to this one. I doubt anyone knows the origin for sure. I doubt very much, however, that it is an innocent limerick that's been perverted; it's always been dirty, not that there's anything wrong with that.

...
who put his foot in a bucket
he hopped all about
then started to shout
that's one place I shouln't have stuck it.

Not nearly as funny, eh?

Answer 4

there once was a man from Nantucket
had a d%ck so long he could suck it
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
if my ear were a c#nt, I'd f#ck it.

Answer 5

Thanks for asking. I always wondered about this too. Thank you.