Ok, I eat healthy, workout 6 days a week and never had an STD.
However my penis just fell off. Is there a name for this medical condition? Is there any way I can sew it back on?
2006-08-03 05:56:19 · 11 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol dumbass
2006-08-03 06:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Heidi B 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The medical term for your malady is maleexidosis. In layman's terms, your manhood has left you and you've become a girl.
If you've already passed puberty your breasts will not develop.
That leaves you to what you have become a sexless eunuch.
2006-08-03 06:21:21 · answer #2 · answered by Flagger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick person. needing attention and trying for it any way possible, from what I can gather it fell off from lack of use, women see you for what you are.
2006-08-03 06:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by lee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You had better be under a doctor's care as we speak. Your head may fall of next.
2006-08-03 06:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i guess your just screwed then LOL Maybe you should look into besoming a woman.
2006-08-03 06:04:06 · answer #5 · answered by life as we know it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you took the term " jerk off" just a little to literally : )
2006-08-03 06:06:41 · answer #6 · answered by krash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no you going to be transexual no longer a man become a woman... I think god mess up there. he was confused should be boy or girl... hehehe
2006-08-03 06:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by greenbaypackers1920 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to find a better way to entertain yourself man, you're sick
2006-08-03 06:04:39 · answer #8 · answered by redeye.treefrog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to have one for it to fall off......
2006-08-03 06:40:54 · answer #9 · answered by littlerandiheather 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is with the stupid questions.. scheesh..
2006-08-03 06:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-08-03 05:59:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋