2006-08-03 05:51:59 · 15 answers · asked by Joe L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Great Question!! This is a "sticky" one! I'm always afraid of Karma in these types of situations but desperate times call for desperate measures.
I would say that you have been asked to conduct a survey, in person of course, of what draws most women to Sturgis. Is it the fact that typically there is a ratio of about 8 men/woman there? More eye candy than a girl can even imagine in her best fantasy, not to mention all the leather, muscles, & tattoos that are incl.? The constant sound of loud pipes & vibrations of 1/2 a million Harleys? Good people? Cold beer? Beautiful scenery, aside from the eye candy? It goes on & on so this survey taking could involve days!
Some of the answers are priceless though!!
2006-08-03 06:11:50 · answer #1 · answered by COblonde 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to Sturgis, later.
2006-08-03 05:56:28 · answer #2 · answered by kekeke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask the girls that work at my job...they have some sort of drama going on every other day. Family issues, health issues, school issues, kid issues, can't get a ride into work issues, still out of town and can't get into work on Monday (although I had Friday off) issues. Take your pick!
2006-08-03 05:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by Brian & Justin Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta Harley!
2006-08-03 05:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Wounded duckmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just Say "My life is lacking some things and it is effecting my work performance. I need a vacation in order to be a star employee!"
2006-08-03 05:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by kaiti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A monster case of the runs, could turn into stomach flu or food poisoning at any moment.
2006-08-03 05:55:47 · answer #6 · answered by sickandtiredinpa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for the time off but don't say what for. Or say you need to go to a funeral 400 miles away.
2006-08-03 05:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No excuse is needed---STURGIS says it all.
2006-08-03 05:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by someday 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell em you have a urine track infection. Works every time for me.
2006-08-03 08:16:49 · answer #9 · answered by aimstir31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say my parole officer wants to take me on a vacation with her.
2006-08-03 05:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by moondog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋